Discover the best of Kraków with this witty two-day guide through Old Town, Wawel Castle, Kazimierz, legendary eats, hidden courtyards, riverside walks, and unforgettable history. From medieval squares and Da Vinci masterpieces to bagel workshops, pinball museums, and late-night bars, this itinerary blends culture, humor, and heart—perfect for first-timers who want to dive deep into one of Europe’s most fascinating cities.